June 2009
7 posts
Graduate school, exhibit 1: grading papers.
Andrew: these final exams are soul-crushing. i think the kids actually are getting dumber... i am starting to feel like one of those downtrodden old teachers lamenting the youth
Andrew: one kid drew a huge penis on the cover of his exam book
Greg: HAHAHA
Andrew: i couldnt make this shit up
Andrew: i know right
Andrew: it was a huge penis attached to a little cartoon dude
Andrew: there is even some splooge leaking out
Andrew: it's pretty graphic
Wii Review: Punch-Out!!
After the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii in 2008, I found myself wondering what Nintendo IPs remained to be updated and reconfigured for the motion-control console. We’ve already received Wii incarnations of essentially every one of Nintendo’s most beloved franchises, such as the Mario, Zelda, and Metroid series. What was next? In a move seemingly out of left...
Larcenies grand and petit.
Virginia Code ยง 18.2-95 defines grand larceny as the unlawful taking of goods valued at $200 or more. Petit larceny, correspondingly, is defined as the unlawful taking of goods valued at less than $200. Grand larceny is a felony with a maximum penalty of 20 years imprisonment; petit larceny is a misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of 12 months imprisonment. This dividing line of $200 to distinguish...
